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jessi kaitlin :)
i work with babies on a daily basis.
my life > your life.
you're a star ☆

Greyhounds are better than people ♡

Greyhounds are better than people ♡

All in a day’s work 😏
Children are a gift from The Lord; they are a reward from him. -Psalm 127:3 ♡

All in a day’s work 😏
Children are a gift from The Lord; they are a reward from him. -Psalm 127:3 ♡

This girl »»

This girl »»

I just love this little munchkin ♡

I just love this little munchkin ♡

Superman goes to my work 💁

Superman goes to my work 💁

I have the best bestfriend (:

I have the best bestfriend (:

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via peytonmarieee)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts, via peytonmarieee)

katiedollthesillyhead:

antisocial-internet-addict:

katiedollthesillyhead:

gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.

What was that middle part?

i can make a hat

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shavingprivateryan:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN 

shavingprivateryan:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN 

(Source: cute-overload, via peytonmarieee)

totaleclipseofthedick:

I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

(Source: passthecocaine, via peytonmarieee)

bxbyblue:

so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls

she found bear grylls

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